Things I learned watching The History Channel H2 tonight:
1. Ancient aliens caused the walls of Jericho to fall.
2. Ancient aliens built everything in the ancient world bigger than an outhouse, and some of those.
3. Zeus' thunderbolts, Odin's hammer, and those spooky rays coming out of the ark of the covenant were all laser guns built by ancient aliens.
4. The antichrist is "probably"alive today.
5. We're all going to die.
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